Im American and ive never imagined that
Anonyme

Then I guess you’re not really American. Awk

iguanamouth:

"what are your plans for the future" *shrugs so hard that my arms detach at the shoulders and i am no longer asked any questions that are nt about my missing limbs*

steveblade:

sad aesthetic is out, bring in overconfidentcore and angerwave

cooldudebro:

coluring:

I AM SO SORRY IF YOU KNOW ME IRL

IM SO SORRY IF YOU DONT KNOW ME IRL BECAUSE IM GREAT

urbancatfitters:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

urbancatfitters:

everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment

What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.

screenshot this and look at it in 3 years

ammits420friendlychillspot:

i wanna marry somebody cuter than me but sadly…i am the cutest :/

every girl after coming back from a concert: OMG I SWEAR HE WAS SMILING RIGHT AT ME

i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye